Best Selling, Worst Sentences

Everyone knows the name Dan Brown. His novels have stirred the kettle here and there, but have remained best-sellers. Here's to show that not all best-sellers are great writers.

The British newspaper, The Telegraph, put together a list of Brown's twenty worst sentences.
http://tinyurl.com/r6tye2

It's funny, sad, and a challenge to work toward writing better than the infamous Mr. Brown.

But also gives this gramatically challenged writer a minor sense of hope, and an editor to avoid ;)

Enjoy!